No, no I’m not going to be salty…
Sooo you know we’re all bloggers and sometimes we see some really creative/original popular bloggers and you look at their blog and just question your existence. Yeah this post is inspired by that incident.
Buuuut….I also tweeted something last month and suddenly an idea came to me and I decided to write this post.
This is true story okay. I have seen certain bloggers who have all their blog posts scheduled and then say that they’re a mess?! What am I then??
So here are some things which I want other book bloggers to teach me –
Scheduling all your posts and saying you’re a mess??
Yes, I just talked about it. But will these bloggers teach what it’s like being such a “mess??” I mean here I am having a crisis because I haven’t got any post to publish this month and you’re over there with all you scheduled posts till like 2157. I mean how do you do that? And excuse me you’re a mess!!? Like how!
Also how do you write all your posts so fast?? Like it takes me weeks to write one post because I’m just so lazy,
But seriously you bloggers should be freaking proud of yourself. You don’t have to say you’re a mess because that’s not helping me.
Taking aesthetically beautiful pictures
Umm….have you seen some of the pictures I have taken? I’m literally laughing at myself because I suck at taking pictures. I mean some bloggers take like reaaaally good pictures and after seeing their pictures I look at mine in dismay. I mean I still don’t know how to keep mine hands steady while taking a picture so that the picture doesn’t come blurred.
So is anyone willing to give me classes on how to take the most “aesthetically” beautiful pictures.
Coming up with new Ideas every week
Ahahaha I run out of ideas almost as soon as I come up with them. Or maybe I am never able to express my thoughts in words. But whatever it is there are some bloggers out there who post like ever week (and some everyday) and leave me wondering if I’ll ever be like them.
Like I had a lot of post ideas for this month but I just don’t know how to write them and now I feel that I’ve wasted all my time. And then if I post all of them this month what will I post next month. So many questions!!!
Making their blog look all professional and beautiful
Let’s also add “and sticking to the same theme” because clearly I find that hard to do. But like how do y’all actually stick to the same theme. And how does your blog look beautiful with all those graphics and like your sidebar looks so amazing. Like some bloggers’ blogs are so beautiful, I’ll literally make a blog or a stan account for how beautiful their footer or sidebar looks. Like teach me MY LORD!!
How to be friendly
Oh wow I’m pretty sure I’m not a meanie but like sometimes I feel that I’m not friendly enough or that maybe some people might be intimidated by me but there are so many bloggers whose comments and posts seem so nice and then I look at mine which 90% of the time is just me making fun of myself. But like I’m sorry because I don’t know how to be friendly?? And like I (as I said earlier)
Ok now I seriously need your help because ajadbsjfbsdjkn how do you even find time to read books and like review them. Because I seriously need to take classes. I can’t find time to read 1 book and everyone has already read like 50 books.
Also like I don’t think I would ever be able to read that many books. I mean some people have read so many books that they actually don’t remember their plots. Not that I remember all the books I have read but still..
Writing along with Blogging
Now if another person tells me that their writing is trashy I’m literally going to start screaming. Look at least you found the time and idea to write your book. I’m still struggling with the names of my characters. And like all of my writing is so trashy and cringey like I’ll literally write a negative review for my own book if it ever gets published.
You should be happy you have everything figured out. I want to do so many things but I just don’t know where to start. So like just be proud of yourself, give yourself a pat on the back and look at me.
How to Blog Hop properly
I don’t even know the meaning of this term but can someone teach how to appreciate a blogger’s post properly because like I just never know what to comment on their post. And lately I just don’t feel like reading anybody’s posts because I have just been in a weird mood lately. But I’ll start “blog hopping” soon but only after someone gives me some tips on how to comment properly. Because sometimes people post something which I just don’t understand and then I just sit there looking like a dumb person.
Replying to comments because jafbjdgfnbdfmbn it’s hard
Umm…..so like I do get comments and I reply to them but some people get like 56565 comment s and they’re able to reply to them and also blog hop?!! Do you people mind if I call you all my Kings/Queens because how can you even do that.
To be honest I try to blog hop but then I just get bored/tired/sleepy after 2 or 3 comments that after that I just write stupid comments. But you all actually write relevant comments i’m- I’m literally going to cry. You all are my heroes *cries*
So i guess that’s all I have to say. I am not trying to make fun of anyone who works hard but this is just me talking about my insecurities. Hopefully no one is offended by this post. But basically I just wanted to make some blogger realize that they’re sooo hard-working and they’re amazing because there are certain bloggers like me who still don’t know what they’re trying to do.Do you relate to this post? Do you want some other bloggers to teach you something? Do you also want other bloggers to teach you all this stuff? Or is it just me who can’t take pretty pictures? Tell meeeee!!